Saturday, March 18, 2006

sleep crows and muzzles



This morning i got kitted out in my Amelia Earhart http://www.ameliaearhartmuseum.org/signwo1.htm knitted

hat,loft filled gloves,heyah promotional zip up cardigan , old green hoodie,Real supermarket grey

cords, berghuas fleece and jacket,solomon boots ,annd two pairs of socks. Dont forget the

pomadka ochronna do ust 2 filtrem uv lip balm, west ice cigarettes, yellow lighter and BIG RED

chewing gum.
http://www.candyandstuff.com/bigredchewgu.html
http://www.wrigley.com/wrigley/about/about_story.asp

Then whillst sweating like im in a sauna with a silver thermal blanket on under

some spotlights i try to attach the dogs lead. The heating is on and so its hot enough with a

teeshirtand shorts . The Samoyed has a long white collar and so when i snap shut the collar the

hair gets got in the fastner. She doesnt want to stay still because she really wants to get out and


do the business. Shes also yelping alot which manages to peirce the ears which are right by her

head due to collar problems . After attempt two or three i manage to get her collar on. Then

its a matter of getting the gloves back on and the keys in the pocket while turning the lock dial of

the door. All this happening while the dog runs full blast out past the flat lobby filled with plants.

Im about three feet of the marble hall and the momentum pulls me down the flight of stairs at

samoyed sledge speed. I manage to avoid breaking any bones by some kind of miracle. Outside

im dragged around like some kind of human sled as Hera the Samoyed does her thing. It takes

about three minutes . It takes longer preparing for the walk. Theres been a heavy fall of

powder last night and its misty out too. So the towerblocks look all shrouded in the snow mist

and hazy. Its perfect for photographs. So i want to lose the dog and come baack out . Its about

half paast seven am. The only colour really is the Beverly hills video signage
http://www.bhv.pl/
and the bright

yellow hexagaonal kiosk in the middle of the square. The pathway bins are also that colour .

They look like yellow frogs and the kiosk looks like the mother ship. The lady in the kiosk jumps

out at me . Shes talking in Polish and i dont know what shes saying . In one hand she has some

uncooked sausages. Its for the dog naad she starts saying Mayas dog and smiling alot. Hera is

looking at the sausage as if to say what is thing i wnat it fried with tomato and a garnish. But

then she breaks up the sasuage meat and hera starts to eat it. Its the worst thing now i need

the bathroom and i have to wait while hera eats the sausage meat. Just when it looks like its all

over the koisk woman comes back out with more meat . Other dogs have started to come over

now , its a regular meat feeding frenzy. these dogs are the lucky ones though . The rest are

muzzled often with a snow ball attached to the end of the wire cage.
http://www.morrco.com/dogmuzzles1.html
One man saw his dog had

snow lodged in his muzzle yesterday and so proceeded to hit the dogs head of the ground .The

alsatian looked really bemused , the snow on the end of the muzzle stayed fast though. No point

of putting your fingers in the muzzle to get the snowout the cage, the dog would have the fingers

snapped right off. (maybe because your hitting your dogs head off the pavement?go figure) Why

do they all have muzzles ? Obviously so they dont eat the scottish dog walker. I manage to get

the dog back to the house and get my camera and go out . All i want is a shot of some crows

againts the snow. The crows look fantastic flying against the white powder. Every time i go to

take a picture they all fly away and settle thirty feet of the ground in the pine trees. I swear

they are laughing at me . For about an hour i follow the crows around as they pose and then fly

away just when i press the shutter. "hey why do you have so many pictures of pine tree stumps

and snow?"oh well there were great crows there its just i was too slow. The crows laugh at me

even more when they see that have lost my glove . I follow myfootsteps around the block until

i find the glove.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Hera


Hera is one of the Samoyeds on the planet. She lives in a towerblock of flats. She likes to get up on the chair and watch the view from the marble windowsill.
It makes perfect sense , its the same thing dogs do in the wild, high vantage point.

i cant find the link to the book where i read about it but this should spook you out :

http://dogs.about.com/library/glossary/bldefdoog.htm

Grandparents

Sometimes i talk to my grandpaarents even though they left this dimension along time ago. Is that normal?
sometimes i think of them......
http://www.crystalinks.com/neardeath.html

stationery heaven

hera888: hera
I just went to a new level in the realms of stationery heaven. How can something so ergonomic and so sculptural even archaic in terms of its relevance to bone structures. Oh yeah if this baby wasnt coloured in yello and red an it was white it would look like a bone or at least a henry moore sculpture.
Want one , ? go to stationery dog
http://www.officedog.co.uk/3876.product.html

Henry moore got stolen i heard it on dab radio at my dadas house.
http://www.interpol.int/Public/News/2005/HenryMoore.asp

hera888: March 2006

hera888: March 2006
dont know how to work that sidebar yet but this looks goodhttp://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/

Jonnah

I dont know im really not quite sure how to work this thing at the moment . It sure does take me a while to get anywhere near adeptness with the technology of computers.
I have just been busy booking a bus to the airport from Luton to London town.
When you arrive in London you have to sing Londons calling , by the Clash. http://www.theclashonline.com/Its practically obligatory.
You know part of London will always be in a time capsule ripe for exploitation by crappy James Bond spoof comedies.
Whats London famous for these days? A whale swimming up the river? (thats when you have to sing Tom Waits inside the belly of a whale). http://www.officialtomwaits.com/main.htmNature couldnt have made her case any clearer on whaling treaties. Send a whale to pprotest by dieng in your own river.http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/01/20/europe/web.whale.php
Curiously enough this brings me right back to Luton. I went to the airport chapelhttp://www.london-luton.co.uk/pl/news.asp?id=23 and the Minister related the parable of Jonah and the whale.
Its true at any time we are in the belly of the whale or we are jettisoned over the side of the vehicle /boat/plane. The Minister totally liked that word . Jettison , he spelt it out slow like it had a special meaning and then he described what it meant .
Say wasnt there a cartoon about the Jettisons ?or have i gotten the name wrong ?

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Writing

Its really been a while since i have done any writing like this. It brings back alot of memories.
I remember making something like this before . Only that time the spot was for a fictional character of a dog.
It was a long time ago. Seeing a nice layout reminds me of that time. i like a nice layout , i like thiings too look aesthetically pleasing.
It gives you the illusion that your life is like that . Although often its a seething mass of turmoil underneath.
The times before when i goot involved with writing on the internet i was very isolated. Thats all changed now. i am only writing just now really because i am laid up in bed with a cold. Im in Poland on holiday and its snowing. Its not the best time to have a cold. Or a fever as my partner calls it.
theres a samoyed http://www.samoyed.org/ called Hera here with me and my sleeping partner from my holiday. We are in her old room waiting foor the dawn. before she craashed out she brought me a couple of sandwiches and a cold beer.
Honestly the poor dog is panting with the heat. Shes a russian dog and built foor sleeping in the snow. A house with central heating isnt the best place for her.
Hera is a lot like a husky.
This journal will be her psychic pawprints. I get the beer though because she dont drink Heineken.
Her favourite activity is chewing underwear.

hera

Samoyed Samoyed