Saturday, March 18, 2006
sleep crows and muzzles
This morning i got kitted out in my Amelia Earhart http://www.ameliaearhartmuseum.org/signwo1.htm knitted
hat,loft filled gloves,heyah promotional zip up cardigan , old green hoodie,Real supermarket grey
cords, berghuas fleece and jacket,solomon boots ,annd two pairs of socks. Dont forget the
pomadka ochronna do ust 2 filtrem uv lip balm, west ice cigarettes, yellow lighter and BIG RED
chewing gum.
http://www.candyandstuff.com/bigredchewgu.html
http://www.wrigley.com/wrigley/about/about_story.asp
Then whillst sweating like im in a sauna with a silver thermal blanket on under
some spotlights i try to attach the dogs lead. The heating is on and so its hot enough with a
teeshirtand shorts . The Samoyed has a long white collar and so when i snap shut the collar the
hair gets got in the fastner. She doesnt want to stay still because she really wants to get out and
do the business. Shes also yelping alot which manages to peirce the ears which are right by her
head due to collar problems . After attempt two or three i manage to get her collar on. Then
its a matter of getting the gloves back on and the keys in the pocket while turning the lock dial of
the door. All this happening while the dog runs full blast out past the flat lobby filled with plants.
Im about three feet of the marble hall and the momentum pulls me down the flight of stairs at
samoyed sledge speed. I manage to avoid breaking any bones by some kind of miracle. Outside
im dragged around like some kind of human sled as Hera the Samoyed does her thing. It takes
about three minutes . It takes longer preparing for the walk. Theres been a heavy fall of
powder last night and its misty out too. So the towerblocks look all shrouded in the snow mist
and hazy. Its perfect for photographs. So i want to lose the dog and come baack out . Its about
half paast seven am. The only colour really is the Beverly hills video signage
http://www.bhv.pl/
and the bright
yellow hexagaonal kiosk in the middle of the square. The pathway bins are also that colour .
They look like yellow frogs and the kiosk looks like the mother ship. The lady in the kiosk jumps
out at me . Shes talking in Polish and i dont know what shes saying . In one hand she has some
uncooked sausages. Its for the dog naad she starts saying Mayas dog and smiling alot. Hera is
looking at the sausage as if to say what is thing i wnat it fried with tomato and a garnish. But
then she breaks up the sasuage meat and hera starts to eat it. Its the worst thing now i need
the bathroom and i have to wait while hera eats the sausage meat. Just when it looks like its all
over the koisk woman comes back out with more meat . Other dogs have started to come over
now , its a regular meat feeding frenzy. these dogs are the lucky ones though . The rest are
muzzled often with a snow ball attached to the end of the wire cage.
http://www.morrco.com/dogmuzzles1.html
One man saw his dog had
snow lodged in his muzzle yesterday and so proceeded to hit the dogs head of the ground .The
alsatian looked really bemused , the snow on the end of the muzzle stayed fast though. No point
of putting your fingers in the muzzle to get the snowout the cage, the dog would have the fingers
snapped right off. (maybe because your hitting your dogs head off the pavement?go figure) Why
do they all have muzzles ? Obviously so they dont eat the scottish dog walker. I manage to get
the dog back to the house and get my camera and go out . All i want is a shot of some crows
againts the snow. The crows look fantastic flying against the white powder. Every time i go to
take a picture they all fly away and settle thirty feet of the ground in the pine trees. I swear
they are laughing at me . For about an hour i follow the crows around as they pose and then fly
away just when i press the shutter. "hey why do you have so many pictures of pine tree stumps
and snow?"oh well there were great crows there its just i was too slow. The crows laugh at me
even more when they see that have lost my glove . I follow myfootsteps around the block until
i find the glove.
Friday, March 17, 2006
Hera
Hera is one of the Samoyeds on the planet. She lives in a towerblock of flats. She likes to get up on the chair and watch the view from the marble windowsill.
It makes perfect sense , its the same thing dogs do in the wild, high vantage point.
i cant find the link to the book where i read about it but this should spook you out :
http://dogs.about.com/library/glossary/bldefdoog.htm
Grandparents
Sometimes i talk to my grandpaarents even though they left this dimension along time ago. Is that normal?
sometimes i think of them......
http://www.crystalinks.com/neardeath.html
sometimes i think of them......
http://www.crystalinks.com/neardeath.html
stationery heaven
hera888: hera
I just went to a new level in the realms of stationery heaven. How can something so ergonomic and so sculptural even archaic in terms of its relevance to bone structures. Oh yeah if this baby wasnt coloured in yello and red an it was white it would look like a bone or at least a henry moore sculpture.
Want one , ? go to stationery dog
http://www.officedog.co.uk/3876.product.html
Henry moore got stolen i heard it on dab radio at my dadas house.
http://www.interpol.int/Public/News/2005/HenryMoore.asp
I just went to a new level in the realms of stationery heaven. How can something so ergonomic and so sculptural even archaic in terms of its relevance to bone structures. Oh yeah if this baby wasnt coloured in yello and red an it was white it would look like a bone or at least a henry moore sculpture.
Want one , ? go to stationery dog
http://www.officedog.co.uk/3876.product.html
Henry moore got stolen i heard it on dab radio at my dadas house.
http://www.interpol.int/Public/News/2005/HenryMoore.asp
hera888: March 2006
hera888: March 2006
dont know how to work that sidebar yet but this looks goodhttp://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/
dont know how to work that sidebar yet but this looks goodhttp://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/
Jonnah
I dont know im really not quite sure how to work this thing at the moment . It sure does take me a while to get anywhere near adeptness with the technology of computers.
I have just been busy booking a bus to the airport from Luton to London town.
When you arrive in London you have to sing Londons calling , by the Clash. http://www.theclashonline.com/Its practically obligatory.
You know part of London will always be in a time capsule ripe for exploitation by crappy James Bond spoof comedies.
Whats London famous for these days? A whale swimming up the river? (thats when you have to sing Tom Waits inside the belly of a whale). http://www.officialtomwaits.com/main.htmNature couldnt have made her case any clearer on whaling treaties. Send a whale to pprotest by dieng in your own river.http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/01/20/europe/web.whale.php
Curiously enough this brings me right back to Luton. I went to the airport chapelhttp://www.london-luton.co.uk/pl/news.asp?id=23 and the Minister related the parable of Jonah and the whale.
Its true at any time we are in the belly of the whale or we are jettisoned over the side of the vehicle /boat/plane. The Minister totally liked that word . Jettison , he spelt it out slow like it had a special meaning and then he described what it meant .
Say wasnt there a cartoon about the Jettisons ?or have i gotten the name wrong ?
I have just been busy booking a bus to the airport from Luton to London town.
When you arrive in London you have to sing Londons calling , by the Clash. http://www.theclashonline.com/Its practically obligatory.
You know part of London will always be in a time capsule ripe for exploitation by crappy James Bond spoof comedies.
Whats London famous for these days? A whale swimming up the river? (thats when you have to sing Tom Waits inside the belly of a whale). http://www.officialtomwaits.com/main.htmNature couldnt have made her case any clearer on whaling treaties. Send a whale to pprotest by dieng in your own river.http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/01/20/europe/web.whale.php
Curiously enough this brings me right back to Luton. I went to the airport chapelhttp://www.london-luton.co.uk/pl/news.asp?id=23 and the Minister related the parable of Jonah and the whale.
Its true at any time we are in the belly of the whale or we are jettisoned over the side of the vehicle /boat/plane. The Minister totally liked that word . Jettison , he spelt it out slow like it had a special meaning and then he described what it meant .
Say wasnt there a cartoon about the Jettisons ?or have i gotten the name wrong ?
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Writing
Its really been a while since i have done any writing like this. It brings back alot of memories.
I remember making something like this before . Only that time the spot was for a fictional character of a dog.
It was a long time ago. Seeing a nice layout reminds me of that time. i like a nice layout , i like thiings too look aesthetically pleasing.
It gives you the illusion that your life is like that . Although often its a seething mass of turmoil underneath.
The times before when i goot involved with writing on the internet i was very isolated. Thats all changed now. i am only writing just now really because i am laid up in bed with a cold. Im in Poland on holiday and its snowing. Its not the best time to have a cold. Or a fever as my partner calls it.
theres a samoyed http://www.samoyed.org/ called Hera here with me and my sleeping partner from my holiday. We are in her old room waiting foor the dawn. before she craashed out she brought me a couple of sandwiches and a cold beer.
Honestly the poor dog is panting with the heat. Shes a russian dog and built foor sleeping in the snow. A house with central heating isnt the best place for her.
Hera is a lot like a husky.
This journal will be her psychic pawprints. I get the beer though because she dont drink Heineken.
Her favourite activity is chewing underwear.
I remember making something like this before . Only that time the spot was for a fictional character of a dog.
It was a long time ago. Seeing a nice layout reminds me of that time. i like a nice layout , i like thiings too look aesthetically pleasing.
It gives you the illusion that your life is like that . Although often its a seething mass of turmoil underneath.
The times before when i goot involved with writing on the internet i was very isolated. Thats all changed now. i am only writing just now really because i am laid up in bed with a cold. Im in Poland on holiday and its snowing. Its not the best time to have a cold. Or a fever as my partner calls it.
theres a samoyed http://www.samoyed.org/ called Hera here with me and my sleeping partner from my holiday. We are in her old room waiting foor the dawn. before she craashed out she brought me a couple of sandwiches and a cold beer.
Honestly the poor dog is panting with the heat. Shes a russian dog and built foor sleeping in the snow. A house with central heating isnt the best place for her.
Hera is a lot like a husky.
This journal will be her psychic pawprints. I get the beer though because she dont drink Heineken.
Her favourite activity is chewing underwear.